Thursday, 29 November 2012

Caught in the Act:Youngsters Caught In Most Appropriate Poses

This collection of hilarious family photos proves that some boys have decided from a very early stage that they are breast obsessed.


Say cheese! When he thinks no one is watching, this cheeky chappie takes advantage of his new-found height
Say chesse;Hang on please, don't put me down

Struck dumb: One shocked baby doesn't quite know what to make of his latest discovery
What the fu*k!

Look at this! This young boy is finding it tricky to keep his attention focused on the camera
I find it hard to focus on the camera

Caught on camera! This young man didn't realise his cheeky ogling would be broadcast to the entire sporting stadium...and the world
Awwww,I need some here!

What you lookin' at? This tiny fellow in yellow promises he's just grabbing on for support
Don't worry,this is my condo

Excuse me, I think I dropped my keys down there... This teeny toddler takes a closer look
Awwww I think I dropped my keys in there!

Slyly does it: Maybe I'll just take a tiny peek, while no one is looking at me...

I think I parked the car down here: This cheerful chap realises you can get away with anything, just so long as you smile and maintain eye contact
I dropped something there!

Gimme a kiss: One little boy takes kissing a bit further than anyone was expecting

























Monday, 19 November 2012


Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez's Dinner Date Do-Over.Are they getting back together? 

 Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez appear to be giving it the old-school try.

A night after they were spotted arm-in-arm at an American Music Awards afterparty, the possibly reconciled duo ate at a Benihana in Encino, Calif.

They were with a group, mind you. But...still.

Unlike Friday night when they left an Encino sushi restaurant separately but equally agitated, Bieber and Gomez were careful not to be photographed together on their way in and out of the teppanyaki palace.

Tonight, Gomez held her hand in front of her face as the paparazzi took aim, while Bieber, who arrived in athletic shorts after a workout at an Equinox gym but left in black pants, walked to his car surrounded by an all-male entourage.

Gomez paid a visit to her doctor earlier today to get her throat checked out, a precautionary measure to make sure she hadn't caught bronchitis from her stepdad.

Justin Bieber Attends the American Music Awards With the Love of His Life: His Mom!

Justin Bieber, Pattie Malette, AMA's 
Well played, young fella.

With the entire media-industrial complex waiting with bated breath for the latest shred of evidence as to whether Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are on again or off again as a couple, the Biebs arrives at the American Music Awards with...his mother!
 
As Bieber and his mom, Canadian author Pattie Mallette, posed for photos on the red carpet at the Nokia Theatre in downtown Los Angeles, he even gave her a sweet smooch on the cheek.

Even cuter: When he won his award for Favorite Pop/Rock Male Artist, he dragged her along with him up on stage. "This is my mom," he said. "She's little but she's beautiful and thank you so much," he added, while turned toward her.

"I just wanna thank you for always believing in me," he told her.

 All together now, everybody: Awwwwwww!

Thursday, 15 November 2012

Who Justin Bieber Should Date Next—and It's Not You!



 Dakota Fanning, Justin Bieber
 Justin Beiber & Dakota Fanning

 Kylie Jenner Sherri Hill Photo Shoot
 Kylie Jenner

 Photo of Tiffany Alvord
 Tiffany Alvord

Now that the 18-year-old has split from Selena Gomez after roughly two years of OMG moments and romantic texting, sure, let's set the kid up. I've gathered the best of the matchmakers and have some totally foolproof candidates all lined up and sitting by their cells, waiting for him to call.
Or, well, OK. No I don't. But I do have some very promising suggestions, maybe even predictions, if my sources are any good

These are the suggestions of several matchmakers who insist that no matter what choice Bieber makes next, it shouldn't be a permanent one, or even a long-term romance. Miley Cyrus types aside, settling down at such a young age is highly ill-advised, especially for a guy who spends half his life on planes and ordering room service.

"Right now he needs to meet different people, spend time with different people, not embark on another solid or serious romance," insists Michelle Chalfant, CEO of Open Hearts Matchmaking. "He's too young."
So who might make for a fun date or three?

Kylie Jenner's name came up as a suggestion. She's cute, family-oriented and doesn't take herself too seriously. Then again, she's 15, so...maybe in a few years.

Chalfant's other suggestion?

"There's an up-and-coming musician, Tiffany Alvord," she dishes. "Her music is very similar to Taylor Swift's. She's beautiful. She's all about family. She's young. She absolutely loves music.
"That would be something different for him and exciting for her."

But if Biebs decides he might like someone more used to the spotlight, then Tamara Pickle, VIP Matchmaker for Elite Connections, has her own suggestion.

"Justin needs to be with an all-American girl that has been in the spotlight more, and who's not going to be intimated by him or bothered by his travel schedule.

"Like Dakota Fanning might be a good match for him, I think. She grew up in the spotlight, she's a kind, sweet, innocent little soul. They would be nice together. They could be the next America's-sweetheart couple."

Tuesday, 13 November 2012

Now that's dedication to her fans! Lady Gaga gets new 'R†O' tattoo on her neck to thank her 'little monsters round the world

Lady Gaga's latest piece of body art is yet another nod to her mammoth army of 'little monster' fans.
The Born This Way singer got inked again on Saturday night in Brazil, then proudly posted the results on Twitter.
This isn't Gaga's first art piece on her neck and scalp region...just a few months ago she shaved parts of her hair off to get a cherub tattooed onto her skull. 


Inked: Lady Gaga shows off her latest piece of body art via Twitter. The pop star got the letters R¿O tattooed on her neck in Rio de Janeiro on Saturday night


And it seems the flamboyant entertainer just can't get enough.
The latest addition are the letters 'R†O'  - possibly a nod to Rio de Janeiro, the city she was performing in that night.
Each of Gaga's many tattoos is said to have a deeply personal meaning to her and this one is no different, according to her website and Twitter page.
Number 11: Gaga unveiled this anchor tattoo in September and it is her 11th piece of body art. All her tattoos apparently have a personal meaning to her

The Telephone singer wrote: 'R†O. Monsters, all over the world you continue to inspire me everyday, your like an endless ocean of possibilities.'
The Mother Monster, who has since moved on to Sao Paulo for a Sunday night concert, added: 'The font was derived out of the signatures of three fans, all from different neighborhoods and ages.
'Represents how music brings us 2gether.'

Philosopher: The writing on Gaga's upper left arm is a quote by Austrian poet Rilke who is said to be her favourite philosopher. The quote is in German and roughly translates into a line about dying if unable to express yourself

 Doctors Remove Safety-Pin From Inside Man’s Penis

 

  Doctors at the Tamale Teaching Hospital in Ghana successfully removed a 12-centimeter safety-pin from a man’s penis Saturday, according to hospital officials.
A four-member team that included two doctors, an anaesthesiologist and a nurse used a surgical procedure known as an ‘open ureterolithotomy’ to carefully remove a safety-pin that had become embedded inside the 32-year-old man’s Urethra.
Lead surgeon, Dr. Akis Afoko, said that the surgery lasted approximately 30 minutes. He also stated that in order for the man’s wounds to heal quickly, urine passage would be diverted for a few days.
When doctors asked the man how a safety-pin managed to find its way inside his penis, he initially said the object must have been fixed somehow in his bed sheets. Pressed further for a more accurate explanation, the man eventually admitted that he used the pin to masturbate with.
Doctors say the process of masturbating with the pin caused it to move further inside the urethra, close to the man’s bladder. When the man tried to remove the pin, its sharp point apparently became embedded in the surrounding tissue.
Dr. Afoko went on to caution against the use of objects inside the penis, pointing out that the practice could render a patient impotent if the injury is not properly treated.
Doctors also discovered that the patient is suffering from a psychological disorder that will also be treated.

Wednesday, 7 November 2012


Lady Gaga Goes Nearly Nude on Hotel Balcony

Lady Gaga has a good time as she smiles and waves to her Brazilian fans from the balcony of her hotel room in Rio de Janeiro on November 7, 2012.

 

Lady Gaga gave her Little Monsters quite a show in Rio de Janeiro!

The 26-year-old "Born This Way" singer stepped out on her hotel balcony Wednesday, Nov. 7 wearing nothing but black underwear. However, the singer did conceal her breasts by carrying a strategically-placed melon and holding a striped towel.

Gaga walked across the balcony with a smile on her face, and showed off the tattoos on her thigh and back. But she later properly greeted her fans by throwing on a denim shirt, black shorts and lace-up platform boots.

Lady Gaga on the balcony of her hotel room in Rio de Janeiro.


After telling fans she gained 30 pounds in September, Gaga launched a "Body Revolution" to encourage others to embrace their shape.

"I thought, well I don't really care if they think I'm fat, because, quite honestly, I did gain about 30 pounds," she told Stylist UK 

And while she's happy with her new curves, Gaga doesn't think it's fair that she's receiving attention for it -- while a fellow curvy pop superstar goes unnoticed.

"Adele is bigger than me -- how come nobody says anything about it?" she asked of the British singer and new mom, 24. "She's so wonderful and I think her confidence is something I have to match. She has set the bar very high for a lot of women."
Owuor with the new-born twins ... on Wednesday
A Kenyan mother has named her new-born twins after US President Barack Obama and his Republican challenger Mitt Romney, the BBC reports.

Millicent Owuor, 20, gave birth to the twins in south-west Kenya on the day Obama was re-elected.

A short distance from the hospital, at the Obama family’s ancestral village, people were celebrating his victory.

“I named the first twin Barack and the second one Mitt,” Owuor was quoted by Reuters as saying.
Owuor posed for photographers on Wednesday at the Siaya District Hospital with her twin boys.

She said she had named her twins after the winning and losing US presidential candidates in order to remember the day of the vote, Kenya’s Standard newspaper reports.

The US president’s father was born in Kenya and his step-grandmother, Sarah Obama, still lives in the village of Kogelo.

The residents of Kogelo sang and danced after  Obama was declared the winner.

“The reason why he has won is because God has given it to him,” said Sarah Obama, who turns 90 this year.

“Secondly, he has got the knowledge to love all people, he doesn’t have the knowledge of division, that is why he has won.”

Barack Obama senior died in a road accident in Kenya in 1982.

I pray there will be no rift between the twins when they get to know the real meaning of their name in connection to the election.

Tuesday, 6 November 2012

How ‘PhD holder’ lived, died in refuse dump

 
Thorpe, a few days before he died

What exactly happened to Dr. Olawunmi Thorpe, an Ogun State indigene, who died a homeless man, may never be known.

To passersby and residents, who saw Thorpe everyday in the rubbish dump beside the rail line at Fagba Bus Stop in Ifako-Ijaiye Local Government Area of Lagos State, he was a deranged man.

But what many people did not know was that Thorpe had a Bachelor and Master’s degrees in Mass Communication and a PhD in English Language.

All these information came to light when PUNCH Metro got information that the “mad man” who spoke impeccable English had died about 5pm Wednesday last week.

It  took  two ‘good Samaritans’, Mr. Larry Happiday and Mr. Dele Olawale, who had interest in Thorpe’s case before he died, to ensure that his body did not rot on the same rubbish dump he used as home.

When our correspondent spoke to the two men on how they knew Thorpe and their efforts at helping him before he died, Happiday said he first met the deceased about a year ago.

He said, “I began noticing him around Fagba about a year ago because I live around Fagba. One day in March, he approached me and I thought he was going to ask for money. But he did not.

“He told me it was his 58th birthday and begged me to buy him a Bible and a book, ‘The Power of Positive Thinking’.

“The first thing that struck me about him was that he wasn’t the average destitute. He spoke good English with good diction.”

Happiday said he became interested in Thorpe’s case and would stop once in a while to check up on him at the spot, adding that he later bought him the book and the Bible.

According to Happiday, he became a sort of friend to Thorpe, stopping by once in a while to give him food and ask about his background.

“He told me he was from a rich family in Abeokuta and that his father was a former Ambassador to Ethiopia. 

He also said he had his first and second degrees in Mass Communication and PhD in English  language. But he did not say which year he got them or from which institution. However, when I stopped by one day, I met Pastor Olawale with him,” Happiday said.

Olawale explained that he first met Thorpe about four years ago. According to him too, the homeless man always asked him for a Bible.

The pastor explained that he got interested in Thorpe’s case when the man approached him one day while passing through the rail line at Fagba. He said he always asked Thorpe about his family and who could be contacted to take him away from the place.

He said, “I felt the place was not safe and he could still become something great if he got somebody to take care of him.

“He brought out a jotter containing phone numbers of some of his friends and relatives and he gave me that of a man he referred to as his uncle and head of the family – Bode Thorpe.

“I wanted to know why nobody had come to his rescue. In one of our conversations, he told me he was once a journalist. He said his father later established a community bank and made him the manager.”

According to Olawale, Thorpe told him there was a case of financial impropriety in the bank, resulting in his being jailed.

Thorpe was said to have explained that after he left jail, he had a road accident that affected his right leg.

“Since that day, Thorpe said his life took a turn for the worse. He said his family disowned him. I visited him regularly and gave him food when I could. I called the phone numbers of many of the family members he gave me, but most of them did not show any interest in him,” Olawale said.

PUNCH Metro learnt that Olawale and Happiday later teamed up to raise money from friends for Thorpe’s treatment.

It was gathered that Thorpe has children and that his mother is a retired army officer.

A trader around the spot where Thorpe lived, Biola Ajumo, told our correspondent she once saw a man visit him.

“The look on the face of the young man, who visited him, showed that he was really sad. But it seemed the man (visitor) was his son because of the striking resemblance between them. Another resident said a girl had once visited him before.

However, Happiday and Olawale, however, said Thorpe was secretive about his children. They said during their conversations, he revealed little information about his children.

“I went there on Monday, October 29 to check up on him as usual and I discovered that he was lying down and could not stand up. He was mumbling and I quickly called pastor (Olawale) because I had a feeling he may soon die,” Happiday said.

 But by the time they gathered money to get him help two days later, Thorpe had died.

His body was evacuated from the spot by the Ifako Ijaiye Local Government Area authorities on Thursday after much pressure from Happiday and Olawale.

Our correspondent dialled the number of a man Thorpe referred to as his uncle.

Although the man identified himself as Bode Thorpe, he denied knowing the deceased.

“I have been getting strange calls like this. Go and find out who his relations are and stop pestering me with calls,” he said.

Culled from:The Punch

  The Female Teacher Jailed For Having Sex With 14-Year-Old Male Student




A woman behind bars for allegedly having a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old boy was a substitute teacher who possibly taught in his class.

 Amanda Sotelo, 35, claims that she had a months-long affair with the boy and that she's pregnant with his child, according to KSAT.

The mother of the teen learned about her son's alleged weekly trysts with Sotelo and notified the Bexar County sheriff's department and school district, NBC News said.

Authorities locked up Sotelo on Nov. 1 and charged her with indecency with a child. The Southwest Independent School District, which covers part of San Antonio, fired Sotelo the same day, according to Fox 29.

A spokesperson for the school district said that Sotelo perhaps once worked in the boy's classroom, KSAT said.

Sotelo met the boy in March or April through her daughter, who occasionally brought him over to their Von Ormy home, according to an affidavit.

They bonded "because they were both going through problems," according to the affidavit, and "it wasn't until the end of this last school year that they began having a sexual relationship 'like grown ups.'"

In September, Sotelo went to an emergency room where she learned that she's pregnant. Although she's married, she says her husband couldn't be the father because he had a vasectomy, the affidavit said.

Sotelo claims she loves the boy and that he loves her too.

She was jailed on $75,000 bond.

Above The Law Kim? Kardashian Parks Her Rolls Royce In A Handicap Spot!

 
 
Kim Kardashian has committed a slew of fashion crimes, but this time she broke the actual law and we have the photo proof!

The reality star illegally parked her swanky Rolls Royce in a handicap parking spot outside a gym in Miami
Monday, and in the photos her luxury sedan isn’t even parked between the lines!

Kourtney & Kim Take Miami is currently filming in Florida and Kim took some time out of her busy work schedule to hit up the gym and burn off some major calories, but she must not have noticed that she parked in a spot reserved for drivers with a handicap.

The fashion police have been after Kim for a while, but this time it might be the real police who need to take notice of her!

Monday, 5 November 2012

Okada rider strips self naked to evade arrest


Stripped Okada rider

Hehehehe, Nigerians can go to any length to evade arrest, this actually happened in Lagos,{center of Excellence and Wonders}.

A 38-year-old commercial motorcyclist, Mr. Sunday Udoh, on Monday allegedly stripped himself naked to evade arrest by the law enforcement agents for violating the Lagos State Traffic Law.

Chairman, Lagos State Task Force for Special Offences, Mr. Bayo Sulaiman, told journalists in Lagos that Udoh was conveying a passenger on ACME Road, Ikeja, at about 10am, when the incident happened.

The News Agency of Nigeria reports that ACME Road was one of the 475 roads where commercial motorcyclists were restricted from operating by the law.

Governor Babatunde Fashola had on August 2 signed the Lagos Road Traffic Bill into law.
He said that the law was to ensure safety and orderly flow of traffic in the state.

Sulaiman said, “Our enforcement team caught up with Udoh operating on ACME Road this morning. As our patrol vehicle approached him, he jumped off his motorcycle, not minding the safety of his passenger, and stripped himself naked.

“He obviously acted that way to draw public sympathy and evade arrest. But, I can tell you that he is now with us and he will be charged to court tomorrow.”

Sulaiman said that Udoh’s action showed how desperate traffic violators, especially motorcyclists, could behave to escape justice.

Thursday, 1 November 2012

Octo-Mom Thought Sex Tape Would Turn Her Into A Kardashian & Make Her Rich, Says Pal



Nadya "Octo-Mom" Suleman made a bold move this summer by taping an adult movie, we learned it's because she saw what it did for the Kardashians and was hoping it would do the same for her!

Nadya shot a solo performance video for the adult entertainment company Wicked Pictures in which she was self-pleasuring herself, and told pals she did the movie expecting that it would catapult her career like it did Kim Kardashian's.

"All Nadya talked about was doing porn to make millions," the insider revealed.

"She even compared herself to the Kardashians, hoping to become famous and make tons of money."

An Online website previously reported, Nadya claims she made the film to overcome her fears of intimacy and sexuality — not for the money — but the insider insists the mother of 14 had hit rock bottom and money was the number one reason she did it.

"Nadya tends to get obsessive compulsive over something and her immaturity leads her to make impulsive decisions," the friend said.

"She really, truly thought she was going to end up as successful as Kim Kardashian."

Octo-Mom entered a rehab treatment facility over the weekend and another source close to her exclusively told an online website that she suffers from major psychological issues

"Nadya absolutely does have major psychological issues though that have been untreated for years and she should be getting help for those very complicated problems," the source said.

"This trip to rehab is probably just another ploy for Nadya to get publicity and money from media outlets that pay her for pictures and stories. Nadya leads a very sad and lonely life. You have to remember, she is surrounded by children all day every day and has very little interaction with adults."

If she actually want to make tons of money like Kim did, she should do "IT" with a footballer.

Man sneezes so hard, his head falls off... but then re-attaches it.

One minute you're walking down an alleyway minding your own business... and then you bump into a man who sneezes and his head falls off. And then he tries to re-attach it to his body.But always expect the unexpected on Halloween, as the residents of San Luis Obispo, California, found out.
Magician Rich Ferguson performed his 'head drop' trick on the streets of his hometown.
Now, his illusion, and the hilarious reactions of unsuspecting strangers, has become a YouTube monster smash, with almost 4million hits.
Just a regular guy in an alley with an itchy nose?
Oh no, his head's fallen off! But don't worry, that's no ordinary man... it's magician Rich Ferguson aka The Ice Breaker!
Mr Ferguson, aka The Ice Breaker, decided to stage his grisly prank during the day because, as he said, 'night is a more vulnerable setting and it freaks people out big time'.
During the performance, there is no shoving up of the jacket - his upper clothing stays perfectly in place as his head 'falls off